Pairings, pairings..

Somebody did a really annoying joke at fanfiction.net.

It was totally unreadable, so I decided to edit the first part. I corrected the writing mistakes that were clearly done on purpose(to rile up people, probably). I also improved the grammar save for the dialogues, where I thought that some were better left untouched. >:D

Here is the original.

I think this is actually fun when you can read it.

Scarecrow and chrryblossom love: Part 1

Naruto is the best but I didn't write it (dugh!). This is my first story so please b nice to me and only give me ‘em happy reviews, okay? Thnx bye!

One night Sakura was watching the sunset. It was very beautiful with many colours, especially pink like her was lonely because Sahsoookay didn’t want to go out with her. She cried when the sun made the sky go black as it reminded her more of Sasuke each time the sky went black. Every day the oranges reminded her of Naruto but she shook her head and quickly forgot about it, because she didn’t like him. Then she remembered that she had to go see Kakashi today.

She shook from the cold and walked down the hill. Wrapping her arms around herself, she was looking for Kakashi’s house, because it was the best. Sakura found Kakashi; he was sitting on the floor reading his porn book. "Sensei you a pervert," she said to him. "Nobody likes to see you reading bout sex. Everyone think that it bad." "It not porn Sakura-chan. My book bout romance and lovin'”, he said. And Kakashi said; "I only read this because I am not having you." Kakashi looked up at Sakura and smiled. He used his thumb to turn the page and gave her a lopsided grin which she could not see because of his stretchy masque.                                                                                    ( continues here -> )

I wanted to try out one too!

Post ten of any pictures currently on your hard drive that you think are self-expressive.

• NO CAPTIONS! It must be like we're speaking with images and we have to interpret your visual language just like we have to interpret your words.
  
  
• They must ALREADY be on your hard drive - no googling or flickr! They have to have been saved to your folders sometime in the past. They must be something you've saved there because it resonated with you for some reason.
  
  
• You do NOT have to answer any questions about any of your pictures if you don't want to. You can make them as mysterious as you like. Or you can explain them away as much as you like.

the most 'expressive' pics on my hard drive at the moment:



Whoever said that scouts were a bore was obviously lying (It's a pity you don't see the golden stripes clearly)







Dynamic.



You don't know who was behind the decorations



Good memories from scoutcamps










click this and you'll understand it.


I hope this left you crying. (out of disappointement)

~~AAAArrgh the A-levels, and I have the Swedish exam tomorrow :F god no - of course I didn't study because I read fanfiction. Obvious, no? That's why I'm so upset. Hurray me.


//Ed. woops, "NO CAPTIONS"... ehehe.
///Ed. Ed. goodbye to them captions, except to the truly decorative and artistic one in the last pic which I found too bothersome to move.

Fanfaarien saattelemana, teille osoitan luovuuden kypsän (ehkä jopa ylikypsän) hedelmän:

poor excuse of a translation:
Herefore, accompanied by fanfares, I present to you a ripe (perhaps even overripe) fruit of creativity:






I don't even remember anymore when I coloured it, it's so too long ago.

Well. I do find Bean cute. Can't stop drawing him..



Muah.  >__<~~<3

The net works again! Awesome.

Update, though I've written this a long time ago.

 

All happens quite quickly as I’m currently a lot more interested in my new stories. This is the final chapter, and there won’t be a sequel at least for a long while.

 

Blossom So Fair

Ratings: K+

Pairings: Shang/Mulan

Summary: Shang tries his verses. Come on.

( Chapter Two: I Mistook Myself for a Poet )

Hiya, my third story of Mulan is here. I hate posting to fanfiction.net but I've done that lately also.

Summary: ‘Slightly’ altered storyline. I got an idea from Disney’s deleted scenes.
Ratings: K+

 

( Chapter One: Others don’t have wings, but she can fly )

A list of things I've managed to write:

Chapter 2 for Blossom So Fair is ready!! :'3

3rd story's first chap has been ready for a long while...
3rd story's ch2 is halfway there!
3rd story has some later scenes.

Make It Impromptu's chapter 2 has some scenes.

...actually wasn't such a big deal. Ehe.

Hahahaa. A new fic. I am so terrible. :D

The title is simply striking. Awe-striking. (strikes a nerve, sure)

Summary: After the first movie Mulan gets called back to the army in the times of peace.
Pairings: Mulan/Shang
Ratings: T
Disc.: Don’townMulan

I Am Going To Get You - Watch Out!

 

( Ch1: The Struggle For Balance And Perplexed Mulan )

 

 

Critique and everything is welcome. If you see flying horses around report me. :3

Okay.

Got this ready on the same day I drew the lineart, but I haven't been to home for few days.



Fullview!  :3


Pay no mind to the slightly... imaginative way by which the clothes are coloured.

Okay, a new pic!!

It's just a lineart and I'll be soon colouring it, probably with high-quality colour pencils.


I don't like how Shang turned out, and I used pens too hastily - the line is so crappy. Mulan is clearly older as I drew her more curvacious than usual. And her hair's almost back! :3 Shang on the contrary looks too young. >:3 I'll do what I can to fix these things when I'm colouring.

Btw, I just noticed that this Shang here hasn't any legs. O__O' Ehe, oops.

Add: In a complete fullview he looks like a whale!! XD